03.05.2010 at 5:28 pm // Comments »

Can't Read Her PORKER Face – Miss Piggy x Lady Gaga

Will there be a Lady Gaga and Miss Piggy collab in the near future?

LOOKS LIKE IT! The newest Muppet movie will feature a Lady Gaga-inspired Miss Piggy. The movie is going to be called “The Greatest Muppet Movie Ever Made”, and it sounds like it’s gonna be.

“Miss Piggy ends up becoming like a Lady Gaga–esque character living in Europe,” the source said. “Kermit ends up being destitute and the main characters find him living in squalor.”

So does Piggy DUMP Kermit? CRAZY !!! And then HE is the one lookin’ like a hot mess?! That’s groundbreaking stuff right there. Also in the movie, an evil oil baron tries to destroy the Muppets’ historic theater, and Gonzo and the rest of the Muppets crew hold a star-studded telethon to save it. Art imitating life, for real. Wonder what STARS will be there, cough, LADY GAGA?!, cough.

The movie is being written by actor Jason Segel, most famous for slapping Doogie Howser, MD (ahem, Neil Patrick Harris) on How I Met Your Mother and writing/starring in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Remember the Dracula musical in FSM? Proof the guy is damn good with puppets!

Remember when Lady Gaga took Kermit as her date to the VMA’s?

Remember when Gaga WORE tons of Kermits in a Kermit coat?

story courtesy of The Cut and LA Times.

Bonus video: Jason Segel slapping Doogie / Barney / NPH on How I Met Your Mother. He keeps his pimp hand strong.

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