05.17.2010 at 10:09 am // 3 Comments »

Hollywood's New It-Bag: Presenting… The Schitbag

Ah, the glorious it-bag. Balenciaga‘s Motorcycle bag, Marc JacobsStam bag, the ever present Birkin by Hermes. And now there’s the Schitbag.

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We shit you not: The Schitbag, similar to a hairstylist’s bag, is basically a fanny pack with a shoulder strap. How did they come up with this name? Did someone see it and go, “Oh em gee! I can put, like, ALL my shit in it!” ? Although cute and functional, it’s not that big. They could have just called it “The Rachel” or something.

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Schitbag’s website claims it’s the new Hollywood craze, and “because it leaves the hands and shoulders free, it’s  more than an accessory—it’s a natural asset.” ASSet … Really? They are apparently (not making this up) produced by “LeSchitte Designs“.

If you see people rocking the Schitbag, send the pics our way – celebs and normal people.

Would YOU put your shit in this bag? Come on, names aside, don’t shit on it.

(source: The Cut)

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1. lesstobuy - May 17, 2010

nice color but nothing special.

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